Someone Left This Waiter a $1000 Tip And It Was Either Jesus or Amy Schumer

A Banana Boat restaurant informant has informed us that someone left a $1000 tip for a server at an area Red Lobster Thursday night.

As you’ll see from this photographic evidence, the customer name on the receipt is one “Sean Wolfe,” but the signature is less definitive. Does that look like “Sean” to you? It certainly doesn’t to us.

According to our Receipt Forensics & Gratuity department, we believe the generous tipper to either be feminist comedian Amy Schumer, or Jesus Christ himself.

More on this story as it develops.

UPDATE: Nope, it was Sean.