26 Places Where You Won’t Find Aziz Ansari

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Aziz Ansari is everywhere these days — restaurants, bars, hell we’ve even seen him at some restaurant bars. So instead of compiling a list of places where you might bump into Aziz Ansari, we put together this roundup of the few eating and drinking establishments where you probably won’t run into him. Then again, no guarantees.

1. The Snack Bar at the John Jay Park Community Pool
2. Hillstone
3. Any local bodega that doesn’t serve hot food
4. Any music festival that doesn’t serve hot food
5. That wine bar with all the flat screen TVs
6. Jimmy John’s uptown
7. The new Mex-Italian restaurant that just opened near Best Buy
8. Midtown Billiards
9. All of New Hampshire
10. Prime Rib House
11. Pho Shizzle
12. Johnny Camino’s after happy hour
13. Luby’s
14. That one bar with the trivia
15. Anywhere without comfy chairs
16. Jethro’s (Pork) Chop Shop
17. That Middle Eastern restaurant called Open Sesame
18. Anywhere without cool booths
19. Any Rick Bayless restaurant (they have beef)
20. The Ivy on Tuesdays
21. Anywhere that doesn’t serve ramen
22. That place that’s seriously named “Eat”
23. That restaurant that the guy from MSNBC just opened
24. Waterfront Grill
25. Waterside Grill
26. Any grill